Вообще меня последнее время окружают сплошные шедевры. Когда я пришла домой, выяснилось, что маман и папапа в мое отсутствие сваяли уникальную рамку для моей когда-то дилетантски маслом писанной картинки с пугалом посреди поля. Из белой пластики, инкрустированную порванными бусами из граната. Я испытала очередной приступ эйфории, уже не знаю какой за этот день.
Потом мы с папапа лениво потягивали березовый сок на фоне евроспорта, а маман расхаживала по квартире в тельняшке и банданке с че Геварой и задавалась филосовским вопросом лингвистического толка, а именно: с какой это стати слово "блядь" пишется через букву "д". Я снова прониклась этой далианской сценой, которая не была бы столь далианской, не будь это моя маман.
И еще один дадаистичный опус, сотворенный мной и Ямахой за последние два дня.
Почти шедевральный образец симультанно-шумовой поэзии.
Читается с выражением и серьезным лицом на фоне барабанной дроби по кастрюлям и прочей подручной кухонной утвари, хлопков в ладоши, визгов и других сопутствующих звуков.
Итак, внимание, там-та-да-дам -
THE GREAT SUPERPREEZMAH
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INTRODUCTION
Noisy shivers cross my back
Breaking glasses, jumping out
Looking after, making up
Standing by and setting off
Talking-talking bla-bla-bla
Jolly-jolly gay-gay-gay
Cheery sounds from Far East
R2D2 jelly steak
Blood all over, fire Burns
Take me out, walk away
Or just make me running upstairs
Head of West is full of beans
Wearing excellent blue genes
Irish smile on his jeans
Making Mary merry Christmas
Jesus rocks on BBC
While Madonna is a Guy
Elton John is Superman
Flying over the skyscrapers
Elvis Lennon is alive
Цигель-цигель айлюлю
Authors making authors crazy
Sharing room in Bronx and Brooklyn
Coney Island Rollercoaster
Is a nightmare of your own
Eleanor is screaming madly
Having fun with Mr. Alex
While we dream of Mr. Wilson
Chilly sex-drugs-rock’n’roll
Mr. Wilson is quite kinky
But still absolutely arty
When he’s hanging upside down
I’m addicted to his shoes
Quite puzzled by this substance
Falling out of his mouth
Wealthy bachelor is fallen
With those red hair all year round
Indie rocking the Sin City
Glasgow’s bouncing around
Bush’s Rice will drown in shite
In Titanic of their spleen
Soviet planes are bombing Chile
Brazil, Cuba, Argentina
Ecuador, Peru and Togo
Somali & Arcansas
China, Austria, Monaco
The Ukraine and Greece of course
Domination in the world
Long live the USSR
CHAPTER I
Have you ever heard of monkeys
Gloomy, dreamy, trimy monkeys
French Baboons in fields of Texas
Happy happy turkey day
Cowboy’s riding not a cow
But unfortunately table
I’ll be backing revolution
In pollution of the soil
Neither Hardy nor McCarthy
Won’t help me in my mission
Committee environmental
On recycling of my brain
When your brain is quite recycled…
What the fuck you’re doing here?!
I’m your villain, I am here
Cos it’s where I wanna be
Wow! How sweet of you my dear!
Haven’t seen you here for ages!
I’ve been striving for promotion
Of the rains of acid-jazz
I am talking to myself
Having proper English dialogues
Cheerful voices in your head
Meaning has to be destroyed
My brain wants to be recycled
Ohohoh you’re fucking twat
Twisted twisted happy bitch
In the pants of stripy clown
I am saying nasty things
Let us finish the first chapter
Yeah it’s really senseless thing
So shut up your fucking mouth
Come on home…
CHAPTER II
After my unhealthy anger
I feel empty and obsessed
Oh, I’m sorry, I digressed
Can’t believe there’s no UFO
CHAPTER III
I’m attached to my boyfriend
Or my girlfriend, I’m not sure
I can’t find my slackened tie
Fastened tightly round your neck
I can’t find my heavy boots
Polkadot or striped or stripped
Do I look like Billy Boyd
Jumping from the windowsill
You do look like Nicky Hodgson
As he is a sexy nurse
Yeah I’m sexy, I’m so sexy
I will make a poisoned medicine
Treating you so softly, sweetly…
mmm… I have no suggestions
What a lovely freak reflection
It’s spectacular indeed
Oh my mood is so attractive
I confess that I’m just perfect
Ja ich heisse supersuper
Supersuper fantastisch
CHAPTER IV
You’re moving like a tiger
Burned with my electric lighter
I can’t hesitate to like
All your funky donkey ears
You have loads of them around
Making terrible comfort
I was born to be a dancer
In the streetfair of your feet
I will move to Aberdeen
In a thousand years or something
In the green light of absinthe
Constitution seems undressed
Flying like a helicopter
Stretching hands to reach the mount
Bzz bzz bzz in my propeller
Excavating from the floor
I’m amazed by making sounds
Of spaghetti and tomatoes
Flopping flopping down the drain
In the morning I’ll be gone
It is easy to go faster
If you are men-made disaster
Dada dada выпей йада
Don’t you ever give a toss?
CHAPTER V
It is weird to be chosen
With no purpose in explosion
As I like to move in move it
In the cells of bloody Servant
Driving the Death Cab for Cutie
Feeling goofy, slim and sticky
Skinny bones that bounce in light
Breaking frantic traffic rules
I feel harmony inside
In the brightest hectic rays
On harmonica I play
My Armani paradise
Covering the world with sounds
I produce some fresh fish air
Diarrhea of the mouth
Killing my колбасный цех
Untranslatable expression
Unemployment is enjoyment
With retirement in requirement
And to beer or not to beer
And to bee or not to bee
I’m remixed and I shut up.
CONCLUSION
So so so who is the next
Brain is melting through my ears
Crasting, dratsing and so on
That’s my own outer space
Inner spice Gagarin U
Is my only charming prince
Well I do enjoy my life
Though I wanna kill myself
I’ll commit a suicide
By submitting your defence
And I know you will surrender
When I smile to you like that
I enjoy the mortal flesh
Or your cruel uneven teeth
I’m about you, Paul Thomson
Ahaha, just kidding, guy
I am permanently hyper
Hypercubicus of eye
Now I am at a loss for words
Having spoken for so long
Come on over here my child
Fall asleep with teddy beer
P.S.
By the way, what do you mean
When you say that I am crazy?
You can have it all at once
With your pilot super grip
I’m a noisy Dadaist
Всем спасибо, все свободны.
THE HAPPY END.