[francis]

Не так давно мне начали сниться стихи на англо-саксонском, но я их не запоминала.
Сейчас мне не с кем писать суперпризмы на лекциях, поэтому меня одиноко тошнит всякой фигней.

I’ve painted my nails black
Because life seemed a kind of drag
Or perhaps I read too much Kerouac
That’s why I’ve painted my nails black.

I’ve painted my nails brown
Because you’ll look at me with a frown
Because you keep on bringing me down
That’s why I’ve painted my nails brown

I’ve painted my nails white
Because brown looked too much of a shite
Because my eyes were about to fight
That’s why I’ve painted my nails white.

I’ve painted my nails yellow
Because the depth seemed too shallow
Because lemons were ripe and mellow
That’s why I’ve painted my nails yellow

I’ve painted my nails pink
Because the future was starting to stink
Because I was too fucked up to think
That’s why I’ve painted my nails pink

I’ve painted my nails blue
Because I thought it could be a clue
Because blue is a lovely hue
That’s why I’ve painted my nails blue

I’ve painted my nails beige
Because it doesn’t seem strange
Because I ain’t gonna rock the stage
That’s why I’ve painted my nails beige

I’ve painted my nails green
Because it wasn’t a sin
Because green is the color of spleen
That’s why I’ve painted my nails green

I’ve painted my nails grey
Because I had nothing to say
Because I was feeling too gay
That’s why I’ve painted my nails grey

I’ve painted my nails violet
Because the world is violent
Because my phone went down silent
That’s why I’ve painted my nails violet

I’ve painted my nails maroon
Because the aftermath came too soon
Because I’d nothing to do at noon
That’s why I’ve painted my nails maroon

I’ve painted my nails crimson
Because I want to shoot down Gimson
Because he keeps crashing my dreams on
That’s why I’ve painted my nails crimson

А теперь меня ждет долгая ночь жестокого секса с оттенком извращенного мазохизма с вышеупомянутым господином Гимсоном и его "An Introduction to the Pronunciation of English". При логике и латыни в качестве свидетелей.